Bathroom Preferences

Friday, March 7. 2008

So today at work I was thwarted not once, but twice from using my favorite shitting stall. (Yeah, I had to shit twice in the same work day, lol)

I use the handicap accessible one every time. Not only is it roomier, but it's also at the back of our bathroom so it feels a little more private too.

The regular stall is just straight up a little too small for my fat ass. Maybe if I dropped a few I wouldn't feel so strongly about the handicap stall.

So I've concluded that one of two things happened today.

1.) I had bad luck with my shitting times.

2.) Some new fuck (or fucks) was/were hired on my floor who also prefer(s) the king's throne.

In the comments I'm fishing for your bathroom preferences. I know it's weird, but we could get some good chuckles out of this, so just go for it. Reveal all your shitting and pissing secrets.

I'll start us off with... sometimes I just want to fucking sit to take a piss, which I've come to feel like is less acceptable than I assumed. In fact, it's only been in recent years that I've stood to piss when at my place of residence, and now I don't do it all the time as I used to. I've been wearing more belts lately, and that makes sitting down just that much more inconvenient that it's simpler to stand.

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My office men's room only has one stall.

That said, when given multiple stalls, I don't really give a crap (no pun intended), as long as the seat is so clean you could eat off it. Nothing annoys me more than when I can't find a stall that I don't have to wipe down and/or cover in TP to feel safe sitting there.

#1 Scott C. on 2008-03-07 23:24 (Reply)

There are two full on men's rooms at work but I avoid them whenever possible and hit up the unisex/wheelchair accessible single toilet bathroom. It is usually cleaner and I really dig the privacy.

Cleanliness isn't an issue at work because our cleaning crew rocks but I'm with Scott on finding hygienic stalls. Airports are the worst because circumstance limits your options.

#2 Mike on 2008-03-08 19:52 (Reply)

There are 3 stalls at work, 2 that go unused and 1 handicapped. I and many others WILL NOT POOP in anything but the cripple crapper. If I go in and I see the door closed (or anyone else in the bathroom), I just walk out, or take a moment to wash my hands (hands can never be too clean).

What is it about that stall that's so magical? Is it the room? Or is it the reassuring big bar that seems to say, "Hey buddy, its safe to drop a poo."

Am I the only one who can only poo if I am alone in the bathroom? Like as soon as I hear the creek of the door, everything pauses 'till I know I am alone again. It's 100% involuntary.

Also, there is one upper level person who is super-gross when it comes to the bathroom. HE DOESN'T WASH HIS HANDS... ever. He is famous about the office for it. He will drop a load or take a piss, then just walk the fuck out of the bathroom. He will also say "hello" to you as he passes. Ick.

#3 John (Homepage) on 2008-03-23 01:19 (Reply)

P.S. Also, before I could never take a dump at work until earlier this year... 2008. 4 summers and 1.5 years of solid employment of holding it for home.

Oh God... what's wrong with me.

#3.1 John (Homepage) on 2008-03-23 01:27 (Reply)

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